Paused · reassessing the lane

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The named-person cow-board lane is frozen. Existing articles remain online, but no new targets or dossier work are being accepted while the domain is reassessed for safer Irish reality-TV, creator-economy, and format-led uses.

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What happens now?

The existing archive stays up for reference and corrections. New work is paused unless Brian explicitly reopens a safer, format-led Irish entertainment lane.

Long read · Broadcaster churn · Latest

The Doireann file

Social-media breakout, The Doireann Project, 2FM breakfast, the 2024 exit, the 2026 2FM Mornings return, and the sponsored-content boundary rows that make the file more than ordinary celebrity froth.

Long read · 12 min · 24 May 2026
Long read · Influencer compliance · Folder seven

The Suzanne file

SoSueMe, SOSU, ad standards, a Safety Gate alert, and the sort of brand paperwork that makes a glossy launch suddenly less glossy.

13 min · 22 May 2026
Long read · Candidate + court procedure · Folder six

The Gemma file

Nomination attempts, election tables, platform-enforcement reporting, and a Court of Appeal judgment that had to stop and deal with AI-made legal authorities.

14 min · 22 May 2026
Long read · Party-continuity · Folder five

The Gilroy file

Thirteen years, four party labels, one resignation the register did not action, and the long business of trying to keep track without needing a second tea.

17 min · 13 May 2026
The first lap · vol. 1

The first lap — the pilot

The launch edition: Tubridy, Kielty, the Love Island pipeline, the ASAI archive, and the Irish pop-culture bits that had everyone pretending they weren't watching.

10 min read · 23 April 2026
Journal

The long stuff

Evergreen explainers, format studies, industry maps. Filed weekly. The telly gets rewatched; the nonsense deserves a better paper trail than "my cousin saw it on TikTok."

Explainer

Love Island's Irish pipeline, explained

Why so many Irish contestants, what the shortlist is actually looking for, and how an Irish Love Islander differs from a British one on screen.

8 min read
Meme watch

The Irish meme calendar, 2026 edition

The seasonal schedule of a small-nation meme economy: county slagging, bad pints, worse screenshots, and jokes that should have stayed in the group chat.

6 min read

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